The slow boob movement / Kim Wong Keltner -- My life as a mammal / Laura McNeal -- Getting from A to B / Sarah Hart -- Chair work / Roseanne Malfucci -- Reduced / Nancy Rabinowitz -- Suburban Hottentot / Laura Fraser -- Navel attire / Jennifer Munro -- Battleships / Jennifer Carsen -- More than pretty / Tara Bray Smith -- Pear apparent / Beth Lisick -- Fine with this / Mae Respicio -- The ugly prize / Laura Catherine Brown -- Feels like teen spirit / Marie Lyn Bernard -- Straight to the top / Adrianne Bee -- The freak in my pants / Lisa Taggart -- Bump doesn't begin to describe it / Samantha Schoech -- Scrambled eggs / Molly Watson -- Things I'm really good at / Veronica Nichols -- Now you're just like Flannery O'Connor / Mary O'Connell -- The seven-month itch / Patricia Bunin -- Ain't no forehead smooth enough / Monica Holloway.